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When the realtor says "The key is at the front desk"

  • Writer: Cid Herlein
    Cid Herlein
  • Jan 10
  • 1 min read

I thought I was showing up for a home inspection, but apparently, I stepped into a time machine back to a 1994 Exxon station. ⛽️🥄

​The only thing missing is the smell of stale coffee and a rack of beef jerky. If I lose this "fob," I’m pretty sure I lose my license.


​Anyone else getting flashbacks to asking the cashier for the bathroom key? 😂



 
 
 

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